Talk about dipping awesome in a bowl of nerd! For the last 5 post-eggplant weeks, Kyan has been the size of a squash. Which means he’s about the same size as the 15.8″ tall Spiderman Robosapien! Seriously! Put a Dodgers hat on that toy and I think my head would explode! Too much awesome… must [...]
I know, I know, what happened right? Last anybody saw, Kyan was the size of a football-slash-papaya, then nothing for 3 weeks!? Well, according to TheBump.com, he was a papaya the whole time. So let’s see, tropical fruit… 3 weeks off… Kyan was on vacation! Of course, we know that’s not true, because Sarah has [...]
Well, yesterday the Chargers season ended while my investigations into Nate Kaeding’s gambling habits has begun. I mean seriously, 3 missed Field Goals from the most accurate kicker in the NFL on a dry, windless day!? The blank stare and complete lack of emotion is a giveaway. “Big Game Nate”? Yeah right! Just crossing my [...]
OMGWTFBBQ! (I just learned that) From 6.5″ cantaloupe to 10.5″ banana in just a week!? Did The Bump.com get their fruits crossed up? Although, last night Sarah felt taps in two places so far apart that it makes me think Kyan has the wingspan of a baby pterodactyl. Or at least the toy version… So [...]
So it’s been a little while since my last post so I’ve got 2 weeks to catch up on. I really didn’t pay much attention to people who kept telling me my stomach was going to “pop” one day. But seriously, I could tell you exactly what day that happened- December 30th. After I ate [...]
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