Riddar.comNo, I Didn’t Forget – For Dudes, Week 25
I know, I know, what happened right? Last anybody saw, Kyan was the size of a football-slash-papaya, then nothing for 3 weeks!?
Well, according to TheBump.com, he was a papaya the whole time. So let’s see, tropical fruit… 3 weeks off… Kyan was on vacation! Of course, we know that’s not true, because Sarah has had at least two “Ow!” moments where she felt a growth spurt, and also pictures don’t lie. She’ll be posting the last 2 weeks’ pictures soon.
So, welcome Eggplant, you are now about 14 inches long, and about 2.2 pounds. Your high-fives are getting much stronger. You gave me one on Sunday that I swear made the sound of a slap and was followed by Kenny Loggins’s “Danger Zone”, but I could be embellishing that this part. So in honor of your new strength, how about comparing you to part of a muscle car…
Kyan, you are now the size of a 14″ K&N Drop Base Chrome Air Cleaner, which fits all popular 4-barrel carbs. “VROOOOOM! …SKRRRRT!”
Eggplant = 4 bbl Air Cleaner
February 17th, 2010 at 12:06 am
Nasubi (eggplant,) is definitely not a good name. Doesn’t start with a K anyway and a nickname I suggest you avoid. Break the habit,dude!
This comes from a guy who if Sharee and I had managed a pregnancy and gotten lucky with a daughter would have named her Hotaru AiLing (firefly beautiful girl,) nickname him pitchaa instead (a baseball pitcher.)
February 25th, 2010 at 8:05 am
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