Canteloupe!? He’s the size of a canteloupe and we’re only halfway there? Hopefully he doesn’t weigh as much as a canteloupe already, or Sarah’s going to need a new back when this is over.

At 6.5 inches, Kyan is pretty buff. And by “buff” I mean he’s also the size of a Meguiars Soft Buffing Pad.

Canteloupe = Buff (-ing Pad)

Canteloupe = Buff (-ing Pad)

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